Norris & Ilene: voicemail

(Norris calls her mother, Ilene and leaves her a voicemail)


Answering service: beeeeeeep

Norris:  Mom, its me.  Just wanted to check in with you and see how you were feeling after your doctors appointment.  Call me back whenever you get a chance.  Love you.

(later that same afternoon, Ilene returns the call with a voicemail)

Answering service: beeeeeeep

Ilene: Norris, thanks for your concern.  I am feeling fine.  Dr. Gerber says I can't wait for my next treatment since the pain has not gotten any worse. 

If you get the paper this Sunday please make sure to save the coupon section for me this week.  You forgot last week and I had to pay full price at Price Chopper this week.  Ellie Sue said there was good one in there for a whole $1 off of Charmin bath tissue.  And Charmin was on sale this week for $5.49.  That means I could have saved $2.75 on double coupon Wednesday!  I would have only paid $3.49 for toilet paper.  Paper that I wipe my behind with and flush done the toilet.  That's literally money down the toilet, Norris!

Speaking of toilets, Thelma said that her's won't stop running.  All times of the day and night it just runs and runs.  Maybe you could get that good for nothing husband of yours to  

Answering service: BEEEEEEEEEEP  Your message has been saved. To listen (Ilene: What?  Hello?  Norris, what is going on?!) your message or re-record press 1 now.  If you are (Ilene: NORRIS!) satisfied with your message hang up now.

(Ilene hangs up the phone and calls again)


Answering Service:  You have reached Norris' voicemail.  Please leave a message after the tone and I will return your call as soon as possible.  Ciao


Ilene:  Norris, what just happened?  Anyhow, as as was saying......ummmmm...well I've forgotten now, but something it wrong with your answering service.  You should probably have it looked at or serviced.  Whatever it is they do with those cellular things these days.  Maybe it needs a charge or something, you know whenever it hangs up on me?  You always say it needs a charge.  You know you really should keep up with your bills, Norris.  These days good credit is hard to come by and you don't want to go ruining it just because you didn't recharge your cellular ...eh...phone.  Are you having money troubles?  You know your father was would roll over in his grave if he knew you were being irresponsible with you finances.


Answering service: Beeep Your message has been saved....