Beeeeep "Its your mother...."

Dear Mom, your voicemails are unbearably long and unnecessary.  I'm your daughter, and I always will be.  I plan on calling you back at some point, and you can talk all you want when I return your call.  But this long voice mail crap has to stop.  Its non-sense!  Daughter around the world share this burden with me, and we all agonize at the site of the tiny blinking envelope on the top of the cell phone screen after mom calls.